Grant us some...things, O Magic Baby Pool.
We trust in your power, and shall abide by the Rules you require of us,
which are, like your water, clear and not very deep. OhMagicBabyPool.

We shall be mindful of the things we have.
(Walk, Don’t Run, near Magic Baby Pool.)
We shall remember that we’ve got to be kind, babies.
(No Horseplay ‘round Magic Baby Pool.)
We shall remember that these things are not about survival.
(No food No drink by Magic Baby Pool.)
We shall listen, read and watch / with full attention
(in your presence.)
We shall be aware that making cool stuff is what splits us from the animals
(Doggie, No!)
We shall not swim alone.


from 5 things, and Other Le Petomane Favorites, released November 10, 2012



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