There was a man who comes no more
He does not move he does not speak
He makes a list he checks it twice
His corn is popped his eyes are weak
Do not resist Just drift on through
This magical convenient dream
Dive into your instant queue
And get Looooooooooooost In The Stream
A button pressed A moment’s wait
The need is met The craving fed
If you cannot find the one you want
Learn to want the one you find instead
O can you see through the blue screen light
What is proudly hailed by the masses teeming
The broad band’s width demands no fight
So watch it pass by so gallantly streaming...


from 5 things, and Other Le Petomane Favorites, released November 10, 2012



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